Tis’ be a ghoulish time, friends!
I cannot even begin to fathom what the fuck I just watched. Maybe it was because I took an all-nighter and the drowsiness was starting to take effect on my conscious mind. It’s not a simple task to comprehend all the uncanny, otherworldly imagery you’ve glimpsed on the big screen when your eyelids start to flicker and your vision blurs. Continue reading “Spooktober reviews – Suspiria (2018)”
You know who’s trending nowadays (apart from the obvious)? Jeremy Saulnier! Continue reading “Spooktober reviews – Murder Party”
This ain’t a review or anything, just a piece I wanted to write about on my favorite holiday. Continue reading “Happy Halloween!!!”
Jason Vorhees, Leatherface, Freddy Kruger, Chucky, Ghostface and of course, Michael Myers. Six of horror’s most iconic slasher villains, but only one of them got a movie released this October. Could it be too much for Kyrios to handle? Could this be the end for Energized and Salty? Continue reading “Spooktober reviews – Halloween (2018)”
Well, I’m a bit late on this one, considering everybody and their dog has probably seen or at least heard of this horror extravaganza. Continue reading “Spooktober reviews – Sinister”
So apparently this is so-called “torture porn with plot.” The writers of Saw and Hostel should take some good notes on this. Continue reading “Spooktober reviews – I Saw the Devil”
What’s worse than a bad horror film? Well, that answer is simple, its one that isn’t even scary. Continue reading “The Promise (2017 Thai horror flick) review (warning, minor spoilers)”